Dress like you’d raid for it.
Viking and Norse-mythology tees for modern warriors — up to 30% off sitewide.
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Why Raid the Closet
We make Viking and Norse tees for modern-day warriors — the humour, the wisdom, the larger-than-life attitude, printed on shirts you’ll actually want to wear.
Soft ring-spun cotton
Super-soft ring-spun cotton for warriors who appreciate comfort as much as strength — smoother, stronger, and it holds its print wash after wash.
Share your Viking passion
We channel Viking energy into every design — the humour, the wisdom and the larger-than-life attitude that made the Norse legends.
Legendary customer service
Every modern-day warrior deserves to be treated like royalty — real people, fast answers, no drama.
FAQs
Where are you based?
We’re proudly based in Dorset, on the south coast of England — a coastline with more than a few Viking echoes of its own (minus the pillaging). The designs, the brand and the replies to your emails all come from here.
Printing happens on demand with trusted partners in the UK, USA and Australia. Your tee is made and posted from whichever is closest to you, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing crosses an ocean it doesn’t need to.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — we ship worldwide. Because our print partners are spread across the UK, USA and Australia, your order leaves from the location closest to you.
From Dorset to Denmark, the US to Uppsala — it arrives tracked, ready for battle (or lounging by the fire), without a long wait at customs.
Will I get a tracking number?
Yes — every single order gets a tracking number by email the moment it’s posted. No exceptions.
It works both ways: because everything is tracked, if a parcel ever goes wandering we can see it too. Email us and we’ll chase it down or get a replacement out to you.
When will it arrive?
Printed fresh for you within about a business day, then posted from the partner closest to you with tracking from the off. Nothing sits in a warehouse — it’s made because you ordered it.
What size should I get?
True to size with a comfortable unisex cut, so your usual size is normally the right one. Every product page has a full Warrior Sizing chart with real measurements — the surest test is to lay a tee you already own flat and compare.
Between sizes? Size up — better for feasting. They’re pre-shrunk, so they won’t tighten up on you in the wash. Still not sure? Email us and a real human will give you a straight answer.
What are your tees made of?
Super-soft ring-spun cotton, mid-weight and pre-shrunk. Ring-spinning twists and thins the fibres before they’re woven — that’s why it feels smooth rather than scratchy, and keeps its shape instead of going baggy round the collar.
Printed with inks that sink into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays bold and crack-resistant raid after raid (or trip to the laundry).
What’s your returns policy?
30 days, for any reason — wrong size, or just a change of heart (even Vikings reconsider their battle plans). Email us and a real human will sort a refund or exchange, no drama. Hassle-free returns are just good Norse hospitality.
Do you offer free shipping?
Yes — free shipping when you buy any three tees or more, anywhere we ship to. A good excuse to stock up, or to arm a fellow raider while you’re at it.