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Too Many Idiots T-Shirt
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Too Many Idiots, T-Shirt
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Viking Berserker T-Shirt
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I’m Not Angry, T-Shirt
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Vegvisir Compass T-Shirt
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My Level of T-Shirt
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Flokis Ship Yard T-Shirt
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On My Side or In T-Shirt
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Discover Our Products
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Soft Ring Spun Cotton
Your super soft ring-spun cotton shirts are made for true warriors who appreciate comfort as much as strength! Unlike regular cotton, ring-spun cotton is spun, twisted, and refined to create an ultra-soft feel with a smooth, high-quality texture. It’s breathable, durable, and only gets softer with every wash—perfect for both battle and relaxation.
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Share Your Viking Passion
At Raid the Closet, we channel that Viking energy into every design—celebrating their humor, wisdom, and larger-than-life attitude. Whether you admire their fearless way of life, their mythology, or just love a good Viking pun, you’re in the right place.
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Legendary Customer Service
At Raid the Closet, we believe in legendary customer service—because every Viking (and modern-day warrior) deserves to be treated like royalty. 👑
From the moment you set sail on our site to the day your order arrives, we’re here to make sure your experience is smooth, hassle-free, and worthy of a true Norse legend.
Our FAQ
Where are you based?
Raid the Closet is proudly based in Dorset, UK—a land rich with history, dramatic coastlines, and even a few Viking echoes from the past! While Dorset may not have been a major Viking stronghold, Norse raiders certainly left their mark along the English shores, and we like to think we’re keeping that spirit alive (minus the pillaging, of course).
From our Dorset base, we create and ship super soft, Viking-inspired tees with bold designs and long-lasting prints, ensuring modern-day warriors across the land can show off their Norse pride in comfort and style.
Whether you’re in the UK or beyond, we’re here to bring a touch of Viking attitude straight to your doorstep. ⚔️🔥 Skål!
Do you ship internationaly?
No matter where you roam, Raid the Closet has you covered! 🌍⚔️
We proudly ship worldwide, ensuring that Viking warriors from all corners of the globe can get their hands on our super soft, long-lasting tees. Every order comes with tracking, so you’ll always know exactly where your gear is on its journey—whether it’s crossing the seas or just making its way down the road.
From Dorset to Denmark, the US to Uppsala, we make sure your Viking-inspired apparel arrives safe, sound, and ready for battle (or lounging by the fire). 🔥
Skål to worldwide shipping! 🍻
Do you accept returns?
At Raid the Closet, we stand by our gear—and we want you to love it as much as a Viking loves a good feast! 🍖⚔️
That’s why we accept returns for a refund or exchange if something isn’t quite right. Whether you need a different size or had a change of heart (no judgment, even Vikings reconsider their battle plans), we’ve got you covered.
Just send your unworn, unwashed shirt back to us, and we’ll sort it out—because hassle-free returns are the modern-day version of good Viking hospitality.
Got questions? Reach out—we’re always happy to help! 🔥 Skål! 🍻
What type of T-Shirt material?
Your super soft ring-spun cotton shirts are made for true warriors who appreciate comfort as much as strength! Unlike regular cotton, ring-spun cotton is spun, twisted, and refined to create an ultra-soft feel with a smooth, high-quality texture. It’s breathable, durable, and only gets softer with every wash—perfect for both battle and relaxation.
As for your long-lasting prints, they’re designed to withstand countless raids (or just trips to the laundromat). Using high-quality printing techniques, the designs stay bold and vibrant over time, resisting cracking and fading. Whether it's a fierce Viking emblem or a witty Norse joke, the print holds strong, just like a true Viking spirit.
So, whether you're pillaging the fridge or setting sail for adventure, these shirts are built to last! ⚔️🔥